Use in a Sentence: Look at your amazing orange tan, I’m jel.
For advanced TOWIE speakers, use the phrase “well-jel” to indicate that you are particularly jealous.
Word: YOUS (pronounced yoos)
Meaning: You (plural)
Use in a Sentence: Are yoos going to the Sugar Hut tonight?
Word: REEM (pronounced with as many e’s as possible)
Use in a Sentence: Aren’t my hair extensions reem?
Meaning: Ditched by a boyfriend or girlfriend
Use in a Sentence: He didn’t have a convertible so he was binned.
Meaning: To decorate your vajajay with tiny crystals
Use in a Sentence: She’s proper glam – she vajazzles and everything
Word: HUNDREDPERCENT (pronounced Hun-Jed Pah-sent)
Meaning: Definitely, No Doubt about It
Use in a Sentence: Do you think this nude pink lip gloss suits me? Hundredpercent!
Word: OHSHATUUUUP! (pronounced as if going over a bump in the road)
Meaning: Be quiet, you joker.
Use in a Sentence: You’ve got a degree in chemistry? Ohshatuuuup!
Word: Major (pronounced mayja)
Meaning: Important, Critical
Use in a Sentence: The Tanning Salon is closed. The situation is getting major.
Meaning: An attractive person
Use in a Sentence: The girl I met at Faces Nightclub, she was a right sort.
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